1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:04,440 "I love thee with the breath, smiles, tears 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,440 "of all my life." 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,920 - (And I mean every word.) 4 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:12,120 - You two made up, then? - Yeah, thanks, Mr Chalk. 5 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:13,560 - Glad I could help. 6 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,880 - You've been busy, sorting out everyone's kids. 7 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:19,400 - What would I know, eh? Not being a parent myself. 8 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:23,480 - I'm dying. - I buried you a long time ago, Dad. 9 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:26,440 - Here I am. Are you surprised or...what? 10 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,320 - Mum! Mum. - Leave me alone! 11 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:32,440 SHE CRIES IN DISTRESS 12 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,520 - Mum, Mum, it's Connor. Mum... 13 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,880 - SMOKE ALARM 14 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:54,720 HE COUGHS 15 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,000 - What are you lot up to? - Suffocating! 16 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,240 - SMOKE ALARM CONTINUES 17 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,720 It's me. Why are you doing this? 18 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:27,480 I don't have that sort of money, Trevor, you know I don't! 19 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:31,600 - Everything all right, Miss? - Yeah, yeah, couldn't be better. 20 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,320 You just go and get your breakfast. 21 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:38,880 SMOKE ALARM STILL GOING 22 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,400 - Who burnt the toast? 23 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:45,120 - What's going on, love? - Nowt. I've just got a lot on my mind, that's all. 24 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,320 - We're starving. - Well, I can't do everything, can I?! 25 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,640 - Why didn't you come and get me? I could've sorted this. 26 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:55,160 - The wedding arrangements have been getting on top of us, 27 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,160 which is why... I've been thinking... 28 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,600 I want to call the wedding off! 29 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:00,920 SMOKE ALARM STOPS 30 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:07,120 - What? Why? 31 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,880 - Well, it's all just getting a bit too much, isn't it? Hmm? 32 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:14,000 All the organising and the planning... It's driving us all mad. 33 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,680 - You're not wrong. - SHUT IT! 34 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,120 What are you saying exactly? 35 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,160 - Just keep it simple, you know, small.. 36 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,880 None of this fuss and expense. 37 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,680 - I thought that's what you wanted. - Not really. 38 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,200 - I see. 39 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:35,120 (So you don't want to marry me any more?) 40 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,600 - Course I do... 41 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,920 SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY 42 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:45,880 Just not now. Some other time. In the holidays. Eh? 43 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,480 Yeah? Just keep it simple, like. 44 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,960 - Why didn't you say so in the first place, you daft apeth? 45 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:56,560 I've made arrangements... - Erm... So is the wedding off, then? 46 00:02:56,560 --> 00:03:00,360 - Postponed. - Which means you lot can get to school! Sharpish. 47 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,240 - But what about breakf...? - Out! 48 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,400 - Something's going on. 49 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,680 - What are you doing? - Checking the call history. 50 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,160 Maggie were on the phone to someone earlier. 51 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,280 - Why are you even bothered? 52 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,800 - Cos she's in trouble, I just know it. 53 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,200 - Hey, you all right, Sian, you dirty stop-out? It's me again. 54 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:36,200 Madi, d'you remember Home Alone kid? 55 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:38,280 Just call me, yeah? 56 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,040 - OMG! Saw Mr "X" today... 57 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,040 Mr X! 58 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:49,240 SHE MAKES KISSING NOISES 59 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:52,200 - Oi, that's mine! Give it to me! - Sure. We don't want them... 60 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,600 - What d'you think you're doing?! Keep your grubby hands off my stuff! 61 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:59,400 Just leave it. Get lost! It's private! 62 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:11,360 - Out the way, ripped hunk of a man coming through. - What? Where? 63 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,280 - Got to look fly for my girl, Liberty, now we're an item and that. 64 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,080 - What? You, fly? 65 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:19,200 - Joshua, don't be like that. Just cos you're not my type. 66 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,400 - Oh, I'm not your type? Ah, I am gutted (!) 67 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,000 Is it the fact I'm a man 68 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:26,480 or the fact I'm a mentalist that you've got a problem with? 69 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:30,720 - Bit of both, to be honest? - Not any more, been signed off by my shrink. 70 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,880 - Serious? You're cured? - No, mate. 71 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,680 I've got schizophrenia. It's not something you get over. 72 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,600 But I don't have to see her every week so I'm as free as a bird. 73 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:42,280 First day of the rest of my life and I can't wait. My dad'll be made up. 74 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,080 - Still not doing it for me though. 75 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,480 - About time! Got a new fella, then? 76 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,920 - What makes you think I've got a new fella? 77 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,240 - Well, you've been out all night, you didn't answer my calls... 78 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,080 Same clothes... Must be a guy. 79 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,040 - Well if you must know, Miss Marple, 80 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,760 I went for a drink with Lorraine and then I decided to stay over. 81 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,400 Is that all right with you, Mumsy? 82 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,800 Good. 83 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,400 What's all this? 84 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:14,880 - Oh, it's the rest of my stuff. Guess you're stuck with me now. 85 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:17,720 - Right... - That is OK, isn't it? 86 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:20,240 - It's just... You didn't let me know these were coming. 87 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:23,720 You can't assume you can land this kind of thing on me. - But I didn't know... 88 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,720 - Right, OK. Look, we haven't got time to talk about it now 89 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:28,920 but we will later, OK? 90 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:35,320 - Definitely Glasgow, as long as I can get him to agree. 91 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,080 - Well... 92 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:42,280 ..why don't you aim... a little higher? 93 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:45,160 - Oxbridge? - Mmm. - It's a bit far, isn't it? 94 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,280 - What's this? Auditions for The X Factor? 95 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:49,600 - University applications. - I thought the kids decided. 96 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,480 - They do, but we try to steer them in the right direction. 97 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:56,280 - Like cattle, you mean. - Obviously not. - Good! 98 00:05:56,280 --> 00:06:00,200 Which is why today's work experience initiative will be a great opportunity. 99 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:04,960 Introduce them to my world. Though I won't be leading it. My head man's stepping in to work his magic. 100 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:08,920 - Shame they won't get to hear it directly from you (!) - They don't need to. 101 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,320 Good business is all about delegation. 102 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:14,240 - At least it'll give some of them an idea of the options open to them. 103 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:18,720 - Like earning money instead of getting into serious debt. - There's more to higher education than debt. 104 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:22,720 - Cold baked beans and binge-drinking spring to mind. 105 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:26,360 - Hey, Zakie, it's me. 106 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,840 Say thanks to Mum for the stuff will ya? 107 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:32,520 Nice touch sending them up in a couple of crummy boxes. Brilliant. 108 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,800 What did I do, me? 109 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:41,800 Call me, yeah? 110 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,080 - Cheer up, might never happen. 111 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:56,240 Mind you, back in my day I always had a face like a smacked arse too. 112 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:59,400 Not saying you've got a face like a smacked arse! 113 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,880 shall I just shut up? 114 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:03,840 It's just that school and me 115 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,840 were never really a good match, if you know what I mean. 116 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,400 Gives me the shivers... Feel like I'm 12 again. 117 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:13,640 - I'm surprised you can remember that far back. - Oi! It's only, what... 118 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:18,520 Yeah, fair enough. - So what are you doing here, then? 119 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:21,960 - I'm here to do some training for work experience at Lorraine's... 120 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,120 Miss Donnegan's call-centre. 121 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:27,960 - Wicked. Well that's us Year 13s. Lucky for us. 122 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,160 - We'll see. 123 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:34,640 - I would show you in but I've got to...get these inside. 124 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,480 - Go on, I'll give you a hand. - Nice one. 125 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:42,000 This one's a bit heavy. Can you manage? - Yeah. 126 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:55,240 - Don't get me wrong, I'm all for Uni. I just love winding Michael up. 127 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,880 - Don't we all? 128 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:01,240 - Sian, talk some sense, will you? Lorraine's plugging life experience over higher education. 129 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:04,280 - I couldn't agree more. I'm all for getting out into the big bad world. 130 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:08,520 - But you've been in education all your life. - Yeah, I know, and look where it's got me! 131 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,640 From school to Uni and back again. 132 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:13,880 Maybe I should've sucked the marrow out of life a bit more, that's all. 133 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:15,720 - What's brought all this on? 134 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,680 - Or rather "who". 135 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,920 - Er...am I missing something? 136 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:23,520 - Never you mind. You just concentrate on Josh and Oxbridge. 137 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,720 - Josh isn't Oxbridge material. 138 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:35,600 - I don't know. I think I'm just missing Janeece and Cheryl. - Stop feeling sorry for yourself. 139 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,080 Do something to take your mind off them. 140 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,360 - Well, I was thinking of maybe, erm... fostering. 141 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:42,880 - Excellent idea. 142 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,640 - What, you don't think I'd make a pig's ear of it? 143 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:46,960 - Daniel... 144 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,760 as Tariq's so fond of saying, you need to grow a pair. 145 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:54,200 - Hey! How are the impending nuptials coming along? 146 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,960 - They're not, if you must know. Margaret's called it off. 147 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:02,840 We're just having a quiet do during the holidays. - Why did she change her mind? 148 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:06,920 - I think it's better not to try to fathom the depths of the female psyche, don't you? 149 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:11,200 - Cos that's so much easier than the male psyche trying to figure out what it did wrong. 150 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:15,440 - I did nothing wrong. - Apart from, as far as I can see, moan and groan and grumble and chunter 151 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:18,280 about cost, about organisation, about Maggie. 152 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:21,760 She probably thinks you don't want her. - Nothing could be further from the truth. 153 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:25,840 - Well, Professor Einstein, maybe you need to prove that. 154 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,000 - I'll do it today. 155 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,160 - Today? - Yeah. You're right. 156 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:36,200 The sooner can I sweep Margaret off her feet, 157 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:40,680 the sooner we can settle into a state of blissful married stagnation. 158 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:45,560 Don't tell her. (Best keep it as a surprise.) 159 00:09:56,440 --> 00:10:00,240 - I have decided to apply for Uni. Then I'll be out of your way, too. 160 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,480 - Good. 161 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,560 Excellent. 162 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:08,560 I mean, I think that is a really positive step. 163 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:11,240 Spread your wings, get your independence. 164 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,880 - Meaning you want me out of your hair, right? - No. 165 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:17,160 Meaning I think it'll open up a whole new world of opportunities for you. 166 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:21,720 I went to Uni and it was the making of me. Why don't we talk about this later? 167 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,240 - All right. - Good. 168 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,040 - Inside, young lady. 169 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:34,800 - What's going on? - I couldn't wait to see you again. - Seriously. What are you doing here? 170 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,920 - Opening young minds to the world of work. 171 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:42,040 - Why didn't you just tell me? - I wanted to surprise you. 172 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:44,840 How about lunch? - I would love to. Yeah. 173 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,920 - Good, leave it with me. 174 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:51,440 - Not here. - Just try stopping me. 175 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:55,840 - Oh, now, now, you two, leave it out. Work to do, Mr Keats. 176 00:10:55,840 --> 00:11:00,080 - Exploiting child labour. Can't wait. - Get in before I sack you. 177 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,200 Well? Come on then, how's it going? 178 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,640 - Yeah, it's early days but... 179 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:11,360 I think he's good for me. Thank you for introducing us. 180 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:15,840 - Hey, no problem. As long as you don't take his mind off the important stuff, like work. 181 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,440 Right, here we go. 182 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,120 Morning! 183 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,840 OK. So this is what the future looks like, is it? 184 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:32,640 Where is your get-up-and-go? - Got up and gone! 185 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:38,960 - There is a whole wide world out there waiting to be conquered, so who's going to do it? 186 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:42,840 Carpe diem. - It's probably easier to seize the day as a multi-millionaire though. 187 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,560 - So true. 188 00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:47,000 - How old are you lot? 17, yeah? 189 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,720 OK, so by your age I'd already set up my own business, 190 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,040 which I started in the school playground at 14. 191 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,800 A bit like that one out there. 192 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,800 Selling mobile phone charms. No university for me. 193 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,760 I saw a gap in the market, 194 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:06,320 and I worked my way up from phone accessories to a fully fledged telecommunications business. 195 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,840 Part of that is the call-centre some of you will be working in this afternoon. 196 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,840 - So what are we selling then? - Nothing. 197 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,960 You are going to help people give. 198 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,880 Ray... 199 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:21,720 - Stress Less Giving is a gift-giving service. 200 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:25,360 People phone in and you help them decide what gifts to buy. 201 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,480 - Really? Can't wait (!) 202 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,120 - Good. Ray is my right-hand man. - Ow! 203 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,520 - Don't be fooled by the clowning around. 204 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,920 What Ray doesn't know about selling's not worth knowing. 205 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:39,040 - When do we start? - More like when do we finish? 206 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,600 - Hmm. Josh, can I have a word? 207 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,400 - ALL: Oooh! - Naughty, naughty. 208 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:50,680 - OK, so this morning we'll workshop some useful techniques 209 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:55,320 and this afternoon we go live for some hands-on experience. 210 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:59,520 - Wouldn't mind a bit of hands-on experience with him. 211 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:03,200 - Come on, Mads, he's here to teach. Plus he's old enough to be your dad. 212 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,720 - So? I like older men. 213 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,880 - Trust me, you're way out your depth in this one. 214 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,320 - Maybe... 215 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,240 Maybe not. 216 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:18,560 - Look, I believe in calling a spade a spade, 217 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:22,480 so tell me, is your problem the workshop, business or me? 218 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,000 - Just got a lot on my mind. - Like what? 219 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:30,120 - Josh is having a bit of a wobble about Uni, that's all. - I can speak for myself, thanks, Dad. 220 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,840 I have got a tongue in my head, you know. - OK... 221 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,960 Let's hear it. 222 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:39,920 - All right, well... I just want to sort my future. 223 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,040 I've got loads to think about, which is cool, but I'm just not sure 224 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:46,320 that spending the day in some poxy call-centre is going to help that. 225 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:51,120 - This is all a bit late in the day, Josh. - No, it isn't. Not for me. 226 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:55,680 Maybe that's just because I'm a bit slow, you know... I'm not exactly Oxbridge material, am I? 227 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,960 Yeah, I've got ears as well. 228 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:05,280 I heard what you said, Dad. 229 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,360 - Maybe I'll...leave you two to it. 230 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:13,640 - So, what, am I not good enough, is that it? - I can't believe you'd even say that. 231 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,920 You know I've only ever got your best interests at heart. 232 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,640 - Yeah, right. 233 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:23,640 - I thought you didn't want to go to university anyway. What? Suddenly it's Oxbridge. 234 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:29,120 - No, that's not the point, is it? The point is stop trying to make decisions for me. 235 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:34,680 You're breathing down my neck all the time, I can't stand it! 236 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,520 - You all right, Tom? 237 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,120 - Yeah. He's just confused. 238 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:49,760 - Well, maybe it isn't all about him. - Meaning what? 239 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:53,720 - This has got absolutely nothing to do with you not wanting him to leave home? 240 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,320 - I don't know what you mean. 241 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,440 The thought of him not being at home, it's like...losing a limb. 242 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,800 - Lots of fathers get used to it. 243 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,320 - I don't think we do. 244 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,680 Fathers or mothers. 245 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,800 I think they must just fake it. 246 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,080 Did you want me for something? 247 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,160 - No. 248 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:25,800 Actually, if I need to go out later, will you cover for me? - Yeah. 249 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:30,680 - 250 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:35,160 Think he's trouble? - No, I don't think so. 251 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:39,200 He's got spirit, but I like that. Someone who questions things. 252 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,920 Test him, yeah? See what he's made of. - Deal. 253 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,920 MOBILE RINGS 254 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,440 255 00:15:56,440 --> 00:16:01,400 256 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,080 257 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,400 258 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:11,400 259 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:16,480 260 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:26,240 - No offence, bruv, but I ain't selling something I don't believe in, right? - Good for you. 261 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:30,720 - So whatever bling you're trying to fob people off with, best be quality, yeah? - It is. 262 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:34,680 Whatever people want to buy, we point them in the right direction. 263 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:38,800 - So where does the money come from? - Oh, come on, it's not rocket science lad! 264 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,840 Basically, they have a database 265 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,200 listing stock from hundreds and hundreds of companies... 266 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,080 - Enough to direct people to the most competitively priced. 267 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,600 - ..so that even when a commission is added for them to cream off the top, 268 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,800 it's still cheaper than buying on the high street. 269 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,960 - I hope you're going to be this confident on the phones... 270 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:53,960 IF selected. 271 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:57,880 SCHOOL BELL RINGS 272 00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,880 Where you all going? - Playground. It's break. 273 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,240 - Not in the real world, Lord Sugar. 274 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,440 - What's the matter, Tariq? No stamina? 275 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:06,800 - This is slave labour. 276 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,520 - Besides, we're about to do some role-play. - That's more like it. 277 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,200 - KNOCK AT THE DOOR 278 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,840 - Mm-hm? - It's about Maggie... 279 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,600 - Ms Croft to you. 280 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,520 - Just...we think there's a reason she cancelled the wedding. 281 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:31,880 - Oh... Well done, Einstein. - We're trying to do you a favour here. 282 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:36,320 - Is that right? By telling me it's my fault, presumably. 283 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,280 - No! By telling you there's someone else. 284 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,920 Some bloke, Trevor. Look, we've got his number. 285 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,960 She were on the phone to him this morning 286 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:47,600 and then she changed her mind about the wedding. 287 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,040 - Maybe she's going to dump you at the altar. - Get out. 288 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,600 - Come on, Sir! She's been wedding-mad all week 289 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,160 and then all of a sudden she changes her tune. 290 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,600 - Get out now. 291 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:59,840 - But it doesn't make sense. And who's this Trevor when he's at home? 292 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,680 - Get out! 293 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,600 Give. 294 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:31,520 Hello, my name is Budgen, Grantly Budgen. I, er... 295 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:36,800 ..believe that you've been in contact with my fiance... 296 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,480 ..Margaret Croft. 297 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,760 Right, I'll see you then. 298 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,920 - I want to buy something for... my boyfriend. 299 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,600 - What's he like? Is he into his wheels... 300 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,200 or what's his poison, you know what I mean? 301 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,560 Then again, what do you get a man who has everything? 302 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:02,480 - No, no, you can't flirt. - You're telling me he can't! 303 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,120 - Let me try. 304 00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:06,280 - No, we don't want the phones to melt, now, do we? 305 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,000 ALL: - Ooh! 306 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,360 - Shut up! 307 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,360 - OK, fella, your turn. 308 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:20,840 You know what? I'll take this one. I could do with the practice myself. 309 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:29,360 Right, OK. I need to buy a really nice present for my mum 310 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,600 because I love her to bits. 311 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:35,520 - OK, and what kind of gift are you looking for? - I don't know. 312 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:39,240 She likes anything. Everything. 313 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:42,040 What do you think? What would you buy your mum? 314 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,600 - M-me... Er... 315 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,320 - OK, Josh here just lost us a sale. - What? No, I haven't. 316 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,280 - Yes, you have. The one waiting in line 317 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,360 while this mug's still making his mind up. 318 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,760 Don't waste time. 319 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,760 OK, who's next? You two, come on down. 320 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,920 - Everything OK, love? 321 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,360 - Tickety boo. Just tickety boo. 322 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:24,360 SHE CHUCKLES 323 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:27,040 Best get on. 324 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,680 - About the wedding... 325 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:35,200 Is there anything that you want to tell me? 326 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:39,920 I mean, sooner rather than later. 327 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,880 - Well, I snore a little bit, but you already know that, don't you? 328 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,200 - Nothing else? 329 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,160 - No, why? 330 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,680 - No matter. 331 00:20:56,360 --> 00:21:00,680 I love you, Margaret Croft. 332 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,960 - SHE SOBS 333 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:13,360 - So, who's ready for action? 334 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:16,880 Good. And who'd rather stay here? 335 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,000 - Depends. What's going on with the dough? 336 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,520 Cos I ain't no slave, you know. 337 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,520 - Don't worry, if you make a sale, you get commission. 338 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,680 - Right, count me in. - Right, so those who are staying, get back to class. 339 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,960 And the rest of you, behave and have fun. 340 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,680 I'll see you when you get back! 341 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,440 See you in a few hours. All right, good luck! 342 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,560 Shame you're not going. 343 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,680 I have TWO university degrees, you know. 344 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:46,800 - Really? 345 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,840 - Yeah. Honorary ones. 346 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,640 If you get rich and make a name for yourself, 347 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,120 they hand them out like leaflets. 348 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,600 Why don't you go? 349 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,600 - Everyone seems to think they know what's best for me. 350 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:05,280 My dad, teachers, doctors, blah, blah, blah,... 351 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,880 - You know what? I've always done what I think's right for me. 352 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,880 Trust me, Josh, sometimes you've just got to follow your gut. 353 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,800 - OK. 354 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,760 OK, I'll do it. 355 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,440 - Sir... 356 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:26,280 - What? - I don't get this Othello stuff, I really don't. 357 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,840 I mean, is Iago supposed to be his friend or not? 358 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,400 - Triangles, Rhiannon, it's all about triangles. 359 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,880 - That's maths, isn't it? 360 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:37,480 - Love triangles. "The green-eyed monster." 361 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,760 See, Othello trusts his beloved 362 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,840 unless there is "ocular proof" to the contrary. 363 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,840 - Oh, you've lost me now. 364 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:49,200 - Right. Just carry on reading. I will be back presently. 365 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,840 - Where d'you think he's off to, then? 366 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,640 - There's only one way to find out. 367 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,040 - So are you attached, then? 368 00:22:59,040 --> 00:22:59,040 HE CHUCKLES 369 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,960 - Depends on who's asking? 370 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,400 - Tariq. 371 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,400 - Oh, well, in that case... 372 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,880 - Whoa? Please! 373 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,360 - THEY CHUCKLE 374 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:11,000 - I'm not gay or married... 375 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,560 Could be attached. Does that about cover it? 376 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,320 - I suppose... 377 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,520 Hey, Zakie boy. Yeah, I'm OK. 378 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,720 So what is Mum playing at? 379 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,960 You what? 380 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,800 So what, she packed all my stuff off so she could move him in? 381 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,480 But she's only known him a few months... 382 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,600 - Hey, how's it going? 383 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,000 - Yeah, good. She's a bit of a handful, though. 384 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,520 - Just one of the many demanding teenagers 385 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,920 we have to look after here. 386 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,280 - Right, look here, I don't know who you are or what this is about, 387 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,920 but do I have a rival for Margaret's affections? 388 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,960 Is it pistols at dawn? Is that it? 389 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,680 Are you her secret beau? 390 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,120 - Not exactly. 391 00:24:10,120 --> 00:24:11,560 I'm her husband. 392 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:16,560 - No, no, I'm fine... What do I care, anyway? 393 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,520 I've got to go. 394 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,560 I've got to go. Bye. 395 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,040 - Hey... 396 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,640 What's up? Are you OK? 397 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,480 - No. 398 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,120 Life sucks. 399 00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:45,240 - Oh, that old chestnut. 400 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,160 You know, the trick is to pretend that it doesn't. 401 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,600 That's what I do. And I reckon you're like me. 402 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,480 So, c'mon, where's that smile, eh? 403 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,840 Whatever it is, from what I've seen, 404 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:03,000 you're a tough cookie, you'll come bouncing back. 405 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,280 - Really? 406 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,240 D'you think so? - I know so. 407 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,040 - Thanks. 408 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,800 - Hey! Hang on! 409 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,800 Let's not get carried away, uh? - What? 410 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,760 But I thought you liked me... 411 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,160 Your loss, mate! 412 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,600 - SHE SIGHS 413 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,520 We've been married for 15 years. 414 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:42,880 - I see. 415 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,520 Do you still love her? - Love her? Course not. 416 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,520 It was just a bit of fun that backfired. 417 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:54,000 We haven't seen each other in years. - Then, why are you here? 418 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,800 - Because I can give her something that no other man can. 419 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:01,880 My signature... on the divorce papers. 420 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,920 She was never bothered about getting divorced before. She is now. 421 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,840 For some reason. 422 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,720 - So sign. 423 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,040 - Ah... 424 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,360 Now, see, that's going to cost you. 425 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:20,120 - Ooh... Blackmail. 426 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,160 - No, no, no. Payback. 427 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,520 She made a fool out of me. 428 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,280 - Go on, then. How much do you want, leech? 429 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,480 - £3,000. 430 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,760 - I haven't got that kind of money. - So I've been told. 431 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,280 Shame. 432 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:45,480 Nice time of year for a wedding. 433 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,360 - Wait... 434 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:54,680 IF I pay, will you sign, go for good? 435 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,040 - Yeah. 436 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,520 COUGHING 437 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,440 - Give me an hour. - Right. 438 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,480 Come on, guys. 439 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,440 - You OK, Mads? You were dead quiet on the bus. 440 00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,000 - Mum's moved her boyfriend Gary in. No going home now. 441 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,920 - Why? Don't you get on with him? Don't let 'em get to you, Mads. 442 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,640 You're cool at Miss Diamond's anyway, aren't you? 443 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,440 - So, here we are... 444 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,560 - What's the big deal? It's just a room with a bunch of headsets. 445 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,840 - Appearance isn't everything... 446 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,280 I think it's got a good vibe, anyway, 447 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,520 I like the feel of the place. 448 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:46,360 - Good. Because this is the land of opportunity. 449 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,880 - What do you think's going to happen to Maggie if she's already married? 450 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,720 And she ends up marrying Budgen? 451 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,920 - Prison. 452 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,280 - So, what are we going to do? 453 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,920 - YOU'RE going to have to follow Budgen. 454 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,680 - But what about if he sees me? - You'll think of something. 455 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:32,200 - Remember, at the end of the phone, there's someone who needs your help. 456 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,440 What are we selling? - All kinds of tat, by the look of it. 457 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,840 - No, come on, think. We're selling generosity. 458 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,840 Heart, soul and passion. 459 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,680 Let's see if we can get some calls nailed before lunch. Who's first? 460 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:44,680 TELEPHONE RINGS 461 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:48,240 - Hi! Welcome to Stress Less Giving. 462 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,280 My name is Liberty, what can I do for you today? 463 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,080 - Yo... What you needing, bro? 464 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,840 Perhaps I could interest you in a couple of our options... 465 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:02,680 - OK. 25th? That's a silver anniversary, right? 466 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,920 OK, so why don't we go with a silver theme for the bouquet? 467 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,240 And a nice trendy hand tie to keep things modern? Excellent. 468 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,280 OK? 469 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:14,520 - You've called off the manhunt, then? 470 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:19,360 - Just playing hard to get. - Let me know how that goes. 471 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,560 Yes. Um... Could I get your address, please? 472 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,200 So that's 120 Edgeware Road... 473 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,480 - GLASS SHATTERS 474 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:40,800 THEY CHEER 475 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,200 For goodness sake, Maggie, be careful, will you? 476 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,760 - Hey. Some of us are working our fingers to the bone here. 477 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,680 - Yeah, and some of us can't think straight with you crashing about... 478 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,480 - Do you mind if I join you? 479 00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,360 - Course not. 480 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,240 - What's going on with you? 481 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,360 Someone here says you got off with Ray! 482 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:14,040 - Excuse me? Who the hell is saying that? 483 00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,560 - What you looking at me for? No, no, not you, Sir. 484 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,160 - Someone here posted it online. - Just be quiet, will you. 485 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,480 - It wasn't you, was it? - As if. - You are so out of your depth. 486 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,480 - Back off, yeah! - I'm just saying it's a bit pervy. 487 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,800 What's HE want with a school girl? 488 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,200 - Is that true? Did he try it on with you? 489 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,160 - Yeah, all right... Just a little bit. 490 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:34,720 - That's well out of order. 491 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,920 - Cut the chat, you lot. Work to be done. 492 00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,920 Now, I've got to love you and leave you. 493 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,000 Come on, this is the real world. You'll manage without your boss 494 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,960 for an hour or so. Besides, I've got a meeting to go to. 495 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,360 Don't let me down. 496 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,360 This is your big moment, Josh. 497 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:56,400 - He's a sleaze, Madi. I'm going to tell my dad. 498 00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:00,080 - No. Don't do that. He'll just make a big deal out of it. 499 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,400 - Tell Miss Diamond, then. 500 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:04,160 She's mates with Donnegan. He'll get what's coming to him. 501 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,640 - TELEPHONES KEEP RINGING 502 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,240 - Me and Con haven't seen each other much recently. 503 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,080 So we've been texting about maybe doing something at the weekend. 504 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:16,960 - Have you, now? 505 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,800 Good for you. 506 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:24,320 - Yeah, and I was thinking... Do you want to join us? 507 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,720 - Me? 508 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,280 - We thought we might see a play or something. 509 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,840 - Why would I want to go and see a play? 510 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,720 - You ARE an English teacher. - Well, I know that. 511 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,640 But why would YOU want to do that? 512 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,880 HE CHUCKLES 513 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,960 Table for Keats, please. Thank you. 514 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,600 - Thank you. 515 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,640 - I hope you don't mind. I booked us in earlier. - Yeah, this is great, 516 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,800 And I'm used to the school canteen, so... 517 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,040 Thank you. 518 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,880 - There's no need, I've already ordered your favourite. 519 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,480 - You remembered? - And the wine. Chablis is on its way. 520 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,120 - Ooh, I really shouldn't, I'm teaching later, so... 521 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,360 Well, maybe one won't hurt. 522 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,160 - Is this OK? 523 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,200 - It's great. Thank you. 524 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,240 - TELEPHONE BUZZES 525 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,680 - It's work, I should probably get this. 526 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,720 Hi! 527 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,720 - Hey, Sian, it's me. 528 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,560 - 'Everything OK?' 529 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,200 - Sort of... 530 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,640 Look, I think I've really messed up. Can you come and meet me? 531 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:35,240 - I'm...I'm kind of in the middle of something right now. 532 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,880 Could we deal with it after school, 533 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,600 maybe when we're sorting out your stuff? 534 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,480 - Don't mind me, I've got all day. 535 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,560 - Who's that? 536 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,200 Where are you? 537 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,400 - 'Um... The canteen. - You call this a canteen?' 538 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,640 - Doesn't sound like you're in the canteen. 539 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,680 Who are you with? - Tom. 540 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,800 - Who's Tom? - Listen, I should really go. 541 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,840 - All right, OK. Cool. 542 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,840 - 'OK. All right. Thanks, bye-bye.' 543 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,480 - Right. 544 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,560 - I could really get used to this. 545 00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,000 Sometimes, I feel like I've just spent my whole life in school. 546 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,280 - Aw, come on. You've lived. You've been married. 547 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,320 - Yeah, to a PE teacher. 548 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,400 He hardly broadened my horizons. 549 00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,320 - Why didn't you have kids? 550 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,560 - He had two already. 551 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,760 - You still in touch with them? - Uh-huh. 552 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,760 What about you? 553 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,080 You've got a way about you. 554 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:16,080 You're vaguely presentable... 555 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,360 - HE CHUCKLES 556 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:23,280 Please, stop with the compliments. - How come there's no Mrs Keats? 557 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,280 - Timing's never been right, I guess. 558 00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,800 But you never know. 559 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,680 Getting tired of living on my own. 560 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:35,000 How do you find it? - Me? 561 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,480 It's fine. I love it, actually, having my own space. 562 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,640 I guess that's why I haven't had you round yet. 563 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,080 - Really? 564 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,040 I'd settle for meeting you after work in full view of everyone. 565 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,320 - Deal. 566 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,800 - Look. I'm... 567 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,920 I'm sorry about earlier. 568 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:14,160 Passing on coming out with you, guys. It was good of you to ask. 569 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,800 - It's fine. 570 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:19,360 - You just caught me by surprise and... 571 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,680 Well, me and Connor... 572 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,000 ..Well, me in particular, 573 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:34,280 have had one or two difficulties recently. 574 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,280 It's awkward for me. 575 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,600 Look, never mind. 576 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,720 - No, no, it's OK, I understand. 577 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,720 - Do you? Understand? 578 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,400 What is it? 579 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,720 - Connor told me. 580 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,640 - About? 581 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,360 - About your... 582 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,080 drink problem. 583 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:06,400 - I'm sorry? What drink problem? I was talking about being a single mum. 584 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,560 What on earth are you talking about? - But... - Is that what he said? Connor? 585 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,280 - Yeah. - He's talking nonsense! Complete nonsense! 586 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,480 I've never heard anything so ridiculous in my life. 587 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,600 He probably said I went and scratched his face too, didn't he? 588 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,080 - No, he didn't, actually. 589 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,640 Why? Did you? - Of course not! What do you take me for?! 590 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,400 - I'm not sure. 591 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:38,840 - Oi. 592 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:44,520 What do you know? 593 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,440 - That's fine, my pleasure. OK, bye-bye. 594 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,480 - You're starting to annoy me, bro. 595 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:58,920 - You OK, Madi? 596 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,720 - Not really. - Just ignore him, he's an idiot. 597 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:06,400 He's been on at me all morning too. 598 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,600 - Yeah, but at least he didn't try and stick his tongue down your throat. 599 00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,400 - OK, team. How'd you get on? 600 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,200 Let's see who's on it this afternoon, shall we? 601 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,800 Belief and conviction, Josh, yeah? 602 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:26,560 - Nice lunch by the smell of it. - Perk of the job. 603 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,720 - What did you have? Mutton dressed as lamb? 604 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:31,640 - Enough of your lip, thank you. - It wasn't earlier by all accounts. 605 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,880 - What did you say? 606 00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:37,520 - There you are this morning giving it the big I Am... 607 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:41,480 You make a move on Madi, you leave us to it, you go off boozing. 608 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,080 And then, you've been pressurising me all day. So what are you? 609 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,760 Some sort of bully? - Easy, Josh! - That's enough, OK? 610 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,440 - Yeah, too right it is. 611 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,920 If this is a professional workplace, you can shove it. 612 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,680 If we behaved like you at school, we'd get excluded. 613 00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,280 - You've just made a very serious accusation. You want to take it back? 614 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,280 - No. Why would I? - Because it's a load of rubbish, 615 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:07,120 that's why. - Yeah, right. - Ask him. He saw what happened. 616 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:12,960 Go on, ask him! - He's right, Josh. 617 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,200 Madi jumped him. Not the other way round. 618 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,880 - Apology accepted, kid. 619 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,600 - You know you're making the biggest mistake of your life, don't you? 620 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,640 - It's only money. - I didn't mean the money. 621 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,480 - I know what you meant. 622 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,920 Hey! - Oi! - Whoa! 623 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,520 Hey, come back here! 624 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,720 - Are you all right? - No! Where's the envelope? 625 00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:49,520 What did you let go of it for? - I thought you'd taken it. - No! 626 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,080 They've got my money. Quick, do something. Call the police! 627 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,200 - No, they must be your pupils. - They most certainly are not, my pupils. 628 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,200 Waterloo Road does not house hoodies, thank you very much! 629 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,920 - How can you be so sure? - Cos I know every single one of them 630 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,720 like the hairs on the back of my hand. 631 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:05,200 It was the local scum followed me back from the bank. 632 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,720 I'm going to ring 999... - To say what? 633 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:11,640 - To say that those hoodlums have taken every last penny I own. 634 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,280 - What will you say you were doing 635 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,040 back here with an envelope full of cash? - Well... 636 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,880 We will just have to explain. 637 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,880 - That's not going to sound good, is it? 638 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,560 It's going to sound like... - Blackmail. 639 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:30,080 And... What do I care if you get arrested? 640 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,800 - What about Maggie, eh? Eh? 641 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,680 What if it becomes public knowledge that she got married to you 642 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,040 while she was still married to me, eh? 643 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,960 That's not going to sound too good, is it? 644 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,040 Look, you were losing that money, anyway. 645 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,840 So... Let's just forget the whole thing. 646 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,440 - What? Call it quits. OK. 647 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:47,440 - Yeah, but I'm going to need that document back. 648 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,640 - HE LAUGHS 649 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,880 - Oh. Oh, I don't think so, no. 650 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,440 No, no, it ends here. Go. 651 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,080 - All right! 652 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,200 - HE MOANS 653 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:28,680 - One-nil, Grantly got you! Yes! 654 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,360 - Josh, listen... - Leave it. 655 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,000 - Hey, welcome back, guys! So, how did it go? 656 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,760 - Had its moments. - It was a disaster. 657 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,280 - A disaster. Why? What happened? 658 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,480 - I just flipped out. But only because he was pressurising me all day. 659 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:45,080 - I think I may have overdone it. 660 00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:49,160 Which is a shame because you were, by far, the best at it. 661 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:53,040 Relaxed, natural, generous... - So, I was right, then? 662 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:54,400 - About what? 663 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,320 - I asked Ray to give you a tough time. Because I thought 664 00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,480 you showed promise. - What? So he was playing me? 665 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:02,120 - Do you always jump to the wrong conclusions? 666 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:06,240 - I think you've got a future. I wanted Ray to test your mettle. 667 00:41:06,240 --> 00:41:09,000 - OK, then. Sorry. 668 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,240 - Lorraine saw something in you. You could go far. 669 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,360 If you just get rid of that chip on your shoulder. 670 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,200 Where do you get that from anyway? 671 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,640 - Right, come on, you lot! Library now! 672 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:22,520 Final chance to go over your applications! Now, please, Josh. 673 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,480 - COUGHING 674 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,840 Who's there? - It's me. 675 00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,520 - The prodigal returns. 676 00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,640 Twice in as many weeks. 677 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:13,080 I must be ill. 678 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,720 I didn't think you'd darken my door again. 679 00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,320 To what do I owe the pleasure? 680 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,160 I miss your mum too. 681 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,240 What? I shouldn't miss my wife? 682 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:28,320 - You made her life hell. - You're only remembering the bad times. 683 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,440 - I should go. - Take it. 684 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,920 None of it was her fault, you know that, don't you? 685 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,520 She wanted to take you away with her, but I wouldn't let her. 686 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:45,280 She loved you. 687 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,440 We both did. 688 00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,960 HE COUGHS 689 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,480 - Hello, my love. 690 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:09,440 - Grantly, but... 691 00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,240 - It's all right. I know everything. 692 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:13,600 I met your husband. 693 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,400 - I wanted to tell you. 694 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,400 I just couldn't. 695 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,960 It was such a long time ago. 696 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,000 and I tried to pretend like it never happened. 697 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,240 But then we started planning the wedding 698 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:32,440 and I got back in touch with him and asked him for a divorce. 699 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:36,000 But he wouldn't. - I know, I paid him. 700 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,800 - But we don't have enough money... 701 00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,240 - Fleur left me some. She'd have approved. 702 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:49,640 Are you done for the day? - Yeah. - Yeah? 703 00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,560 Well, let's get married. 704 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,640 - We can't. It's... Not officially, anyway... 705 00:44:55,640 --> 00:45:00,120 - Who cares about the paperwork. We can do the nuptials. 706 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:00,120 and sort out the legal stuff later. 707 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:04,640 - THEY LAUGH 708 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:08,720 - I'll talk to your doctor, organise a nurse to look after you. 709 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:10,600 - And will I see you? 710 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,880 I did wrong, son. - I don't want to hear it. 711 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,480 - I'm saying sorry. 712 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:19,400 - And I'm saying it doesn't change a thing. - You were no saint. 713 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:27,960 Take it. 714 00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,960 - Thank you very much. 715 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,120 And last but not least... 716 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,160 How did you get on in the big bad world? 717 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,320 - Kind of mixed feelings about it, really. - See? That's cos you're not ready. 718 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,800 - Turns out maybe I was. I just didn't realise it. 719 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,480 - Well, never mind. 720 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,440 Have you got your application and personal statement done? 721 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,480 - I have. 722 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,480 But I'm not going, Dad. 723 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,880 - HE SIGHS 724 00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,040 - All right. 725 00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,160 Look, I've been thinking about it as well. 726 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,800 Forget Glasgow. 727 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,400 What about Heriot-Watt? 728 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,560 Look, Edinburgh's not that far... - No, no, no, I'm not going at all. 729 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,360 It's time for me to strike out on my own. 730 00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,880 - Come on, Josh. Don't do this. - I've made my mind up. 731 00:46:14,240 --> 00:46:17,320 - You're not well enough. - Says who? 732 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,760 The psychiatrist says I am. 733 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,880 Lorraine says I am, the only person saying otherwise is you. 734 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,640 - Because I'm your dad, because I know you, because I know how you work. 735 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,000 - But maybe that's just the problem. 736 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,840 You on my case, over my shoulder, all the time, worrying. 737 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:35,160 I went out today and I screwed up totally. 738 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:39,240 But that is how I'm going to learn. - What if you have a relapse? 739 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,400 - You can't always be there to catch me. - Why not? 740 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,400 - I'm 18 years old, Dad. 741 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,120 You're just going to have to let me go. 742 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,640 - TELEPHONE RINGS 743 00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:36,040 - I'm a little bit busy, right now, Madi. - 'Yeah. Been busy all day, haven't you?' 744 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:38,600 - I am allowed to have a life outside of the school, thank you. 745 00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,120 - 'So I'm supposed to get all this stuff home on the bus?' 746 00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:45,080 - I'll give you some money and I'll help you load it into a taxi, OK? 747 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,280 All right. 748 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,400 - You should probably have this. 749 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,200 SHE SIGHS 750 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,920 APPLAUSE 751 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,800 CHEERING 752 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,800 - Ladies and gentlemen, 753 00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:54,000 raise your glasses high for Grantly and Maggie. 754 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,480 - ALL: Grantly and Maggie! 755 00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:00,840 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 756 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:15,920 - Hi. 757 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,320 - Here comes trouble. 758 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:23,160 - I just wanted to say sorry for what happened earlier. 759 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:26,360 What I did was...stupid. 760 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,440 - So we agree on something, then. - Uh-huh. 761 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,760 Can we at least be friends? 762 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:35,320 - Yeah, whatever, I'm leaving in a minute, anyway. 763 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,760 - Can you help me with my boxes before you go? 764 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:41,000 - Really? - No funny business, honest. 765 00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,880 - I'm waiting for someone, sorry. 766 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:47,640 - OK, I'll do it by myself. 767 00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,200 - OK, hang on, hang on. 768 00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,720 - Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear, 769 00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:03,320 And the rocks melt wi' the sun. 770 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:10,440 And I will luve thee still, my dear, While the sands o' life shall run. 771 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,640 And fare thee weel, my only luve, 772 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:18,920 And fare thee weel, a while! 773 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,840 And I will come again, my luve, 774 00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:25,360 Tho' it were ten thousand mile. 775 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:34,760 - OK, how do you want to do this? One at a time? - Uh-huh. 776 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,360 Careful, will you? - Sorry. 777 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,200 - Look what you've done. 778 00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:50,160 - What is all this stuff, anyway? 779 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,480 - Everything I own. 780 00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,480 My life packed up. 781 00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,920 My mum wanted rid of it. 782 00:50:57,920 --> 00:50:59,280 And me. 783 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,520 - I'm sure that's not true. - Oh, it is. 784 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:07,520 She's disowned me, practically. 785 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,600 - I'm sorry. - That's why I acted up earlier. 786 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,920 I was just feeling like crap, I guess. 787 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,520 - I get that. 788 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,600 - I don't know. 789 00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:42,000 I just feel like everyone hates me. 790 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:45,480 - They don't. 791 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,200 I don't. 792 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,720 - What the hell is going on? 793 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,640 - You're the teacher. You work it out. 794 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,920 - She asked me to help with her stuff, I didn't know she would kiss me. 795 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,160 SHE kissed ME. 796 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,480 - Didn't look like you were putting up much of a fight. 797 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,360 - Ray, this is my stepmum. 798 00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,000 - You said you lived alone. 799 00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:25,280 - Yeah, why would you say that? Are you ashamed of me or something? 800 00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,120 - You knew I was coming. 801 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,080 Did you know about me and him? 802 00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:34,600 Get out of my sight. 803 00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,200 - But what about this lot...? - I don't care. Get out. 804 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:44,920 - She came on to me. 805 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,200 - And you were powerless to resist? 806 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,200 She's a schoolgirl and you're a grown man, 807 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,800 you're supposed to know better. You didn't even think about me. 808 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,880 - It was a mistake! - A mistake. 809 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:59,160 I'm not some teenager that you can sweet talk. 810 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,360 - Sian, look... - This is over. 811 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,720 - Listen, Josh, I've got a proposition for you. 812 00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:32,760 I've got a call centre in Manchester... 813 00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,640 - No more gift-giving, please. - No, this one sells computer apps, 814 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:39,560 should be right up your street. You can start next week, if you like. 815 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,640 - Are you serious? - I never joke about business. 816 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,160 - Today just gets better and better. 817 00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,280 - You all right, Josh? You having a good time, are you? 818 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,800 - Yeah, I'm fine. What's up, Madi? 819 00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,280 - Everyone's there for you, aren't they, Josh? 820 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:59,320 Your dad, the teachers... What about me? - Madi? 821 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,200 - WHAT DO YOU CARE?! 822 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:04,320 NO-ONE BOTHERS ABOUT ME, DO THEY?! 823 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,240 NO-ONE GIVES A DAMN ABOUT ME, DO THEY?! 824 00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:09,800 I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU ALL! 825 00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,440 - SHE SCREAMS 826 00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:12,720 GLASS SHATTERS 827 00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:15,960 - Call me as quick as you can. It's Madi. 828 00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,760 - What, are you going to have another go at me? 829 00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:23,280 - I've got every right. I've just spoken to your mother. 830 00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,160 She told me that something went on between you and her boyfriend. 831 00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,920 Do you care to explain? 832 00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,880 Madi, I should have known about that before I let you live with me. 833 00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,920 - So you could have said no? - Yes, I would have, if I'd known you had issues. 834 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,480 Who are you trying to get back at - me or your mum? 835 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:40,360 Have you any idea how dysfunctional it is to try and use sex to get your own back on someone? 836 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,280 - It wasn't like that... - Ray shouldn't have taken advantage of you. 837 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,120 But you shouldn't have put yourself out there. - Why does everyone always blame it on me?! 838 00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,840 - I am not blaming you. I'm just saying... 839 00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:50,640 - You're exactly like my mum! 840 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,320 First, she goes ballistic, kicks me out, moves him in. 841 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,320 HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL?! 842 00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:58,000 - I'M NOT YOUR MOTHER, MADI, AND I DON'T WANT TO BE! 843 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:04,120 - I don't want to move out. - You've got a bloody funny way of showing it. 844 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,760 - SHE SOBS 845 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,360 - Why didn't you tell Ray about me? 846 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,240 - Because...I didn't want to scare him off. 847 00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:19,120 - Thanks. - Is that what this is about? 848 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,040 - I just don't want to lose everyone. 849 00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:32,880 - Madi... 850 00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,480 I can't promise you anything, I can't. 851 00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,640 But we can take it one step at a time, if you want to. 852 00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:59,280 - Psst! 853 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,320 - So you didn't abscond to the Costa del Crime, then. 854 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:07,760 - We thought about it. - Well, I'll count it, you know. 855 00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,400 - No, I will. 856 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,520 - What are you going to do with it? 857 00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,880 - Put it back in your account. It was Fleur's money, wasn't it? 858 00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,240 - And she wouldn't want it rotting in an account. 859 00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:20,560 So, if you don't mind, I will book us a honeymoon with it. 860 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:24,480 - A honeymoon? - Mmm. Always fancied Venice myself. 861 00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:28,720 And I've taken the liberty of discussing it with Michael, 862 00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:31,600 and he says we can abandon ship during the school hols. 863 00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:41,400 Loath as I am to countenance physical aggression and violence... 864 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:41,400 Nice one. 865 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,400 - THEY CHUCKLE 866 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,480 Madi OK? 867 00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:50,440 - Time will tell, I guess. 868 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:54,960 Can you not set me up with any more sleaze balls, please? 869 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,880 He let Madi make a move on him. 870 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,400 - Really? I'll have a word. 871 00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:02,240 - Get rid. I did. 872 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,160 - Hang in there, yeah? 873 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,920 - Yeah, enjoy it. - Come one, you. 874 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,680 - So... 875 00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,320 Manchester, then? 876 00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:20,640 - It'll be the dogs, Dad. 877 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,040 - Have that in writing, can I? 878 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:29,440 - Thanks for sticking with me, through all the crap. 879 00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:31,400 - Any time, son. 880 00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,040 - I'll make you proud, Dad. 881 00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,760 - You already have. 882 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:47,360 - This competition's about unlocking the potential in every pupil. 883 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:56,240 - What's this, what's this? - Miss, we all got A's. 884 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,040 - Keep THAT out of my business. 885 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,440 - Mum gets the results from the doctors today. 886 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,880 - Alcoholics aren't known for doing what the doctor says. 887 00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,600 - I want to lodge a complaint. 888 00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,560 - That won't be necessary, Christine. 889 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,040 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd